function text() {
};

text = new text();
number = 0;

// textArray
text[number++] = "Your girlfriend gets rakeback here, why don't you?"
text[number++] = "Only a fish pays 100% rake"
text[number++] = "Getting jiggy with AssRaked"
text[number++] = "Get serious rakeback. Get AssRaked"
text[number++] = "Top rakers recommend AssRaked"
text[number++] = "Please do NOT feed the donks"
text[number++] = "Welcome to Rakeback country"
text[number++] = "Where the cool kids get rakeback"
text[number++] = "Getting AssRaked really satisfies"
text[number++] = "Dial down the rake"
text[number++] = "Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Rakeback"
text[number++] = "Don't hit the tables without AssRaked"
text[number++] = "I pity the fool that plays without rakeback"
text[number++] = "Get the Door - It's Rakeback"
text[number++] = "Our rakeback brings all the boys to the yard"
text[number++] = "Nigerians are -EV"
text[number++] = "We limp with the Bizkit"

increment = Math.floor(Math.random() * number);

document.write("<strong>" + "<font size=1 color=#FFEF00 face=verdana>" + text[increment] + 

"</font>" + "</strong>");